Dandy Cat

  1. Buy a new ceiling fan.
  2. Notice a few of the fan blades are damaged.
  3. Call customer support for new blades.
  4. Get new blades a week later.
  5. Install fan for an annoyingly long and sweaty time.
  6. After finishing, notice that the replacement blades are shorter than they should be.
  7. Collapse into a sad, defeated heap on the floor.