How long will it take for cereal boxes to shrink in size so much that we’re stuck paying normal box size prices for individually wrapped flakes and O’s?
Getting a bag of actually salty Skinny Pop popcorn is like winning the lottery: There’s a one in three hundred million shot it’ll happen and it’s remarkably surprising when it does.
I often try to think about what I can do to make the world a better place.
I was reminded of a serious problem recently: Why don’t the number of hot dog buns in a package ever match the number of hot dogs you can get? Six buns to eight dogs? Madness.
What better way to improve the world than create a company that ends this madness once and for all? Coming soon: The eight bun package! Sure to revolutionize barbecues everywhere and make the world just a little bit nicer.
It’s amazing how a good, sharp knife can improve the entire experience of preparing food. Instead of struggling through it all, the blade glides. Dinner doesn’t feel like a chore when you’re amazed by how it feels to slice and dice.
All you people can have your flying and turning invisible superpowers all you want. What I choose is to be able to eat as much pizza as my mouth can handle without any adverse effects.
I want to be crushed under a mountain of delicious pizzas!